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Giant Meteor 2028 Shop

Official Giant Meteor T-Shirts and Merch

Tees, stickers and other merch for people who have read the polls. Every item is made when you order it.

Order an Asteroid Strike

Pick a city, pick the building, print the certificate. $3.50

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Embroidered Giant Meteor for President tactical patch on black: white GIANT METEOR lettering with an orange meteor for the O and FOR PRESIDENT underlined in orange

Giant Meteor for President Tactical Patch

$14.99

Giant Meteor for President Eco Tote

$29.99
Back of the black Giant Meteor for President Hoodie: cream GIANT METEOR logo with an orange meteor for the O and FOR PRESIDENT underlined in orange

Giant Meteor for President Hoodie

$59.99 and up
Black Giant Meteor for President Tee, front: cream GIANT METEOR logo with an orange meteor for the O and FOR PRESIDENT underlined in orange

Giant Meteor for President Tee

$24.99 and up

Classic Giant Meteor for President Yard Sign

$27.99 and up
Giant Meteor for President yard sign with its metal H-stake shown behind it: orange meteor logo, Just End It Already and a hazard-stripe border

Giant Meteor for President Yard sign

$27.99 and up
Black corduroy Giant Meteor cap, front view: white serif Giant Meteor logo, red underline and Just End It Already below

Classic Giant Meteor Corduroy Cap

$27.99 and up
Black and charcoal Giant Meteor for President trucker cap, front view, white GIANT METEOR logo with an orange meteor for the O

Giant Meteor for President cap

$29.99 and up
Black Last Sunset Giant Meteor Tee, front view: retro sunset badge with a flaming meteor over Earth and a red Just End It Already banner

Last Sunset Giant Meteor Tee

$24.99 and up
Black Classic Giant Meteor T-shirt: Giant Meteor in white campaign lettering over a red and blue swoosh, with Just End It Already beneath

Classic Giant Meteor T-Shirt

$24.99 and up
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Meteor Ain't No Party Tee

$24.99 and up
Black Giant Meteor for President T-shirt: stars-and-stripes lettering above a flaming meteor coming down on the White House, banner reads Stop Electing Stupid

Giant Meteor Stop Electing Stupid T-Shirt

$24.99 and up
Vintage Black Giant Meteor for President T-shirt: a retro pinup in a stars-and-stripes bikini rides a flaming meteor, banner reads We’ve Got the Stones to Win

Giant Meteor Presidential Pinup Tee

$24.99 and up
Vintage Black Giant Meteor for President 2028 T-shirt: a retro red meteor with a flaming tail streaks toward Earth inside a starry teal badge

Vintage Giant Meteor for President T-Shirt

$24.99 and up
Asteroid Strike control at Giant Meteor for President HQ

Order Asteroid Strike

$3.50
Black Chrome Giant Meteor for President T-shirt: 80s chrome lettering above a cratered meteor in a neon streak, with For President on a starred shield

Chrome Giant Meteor for President Tee

$24.99 and up

Giant Meteor for President Mug

$17.95
Classic Giant Meteor bumper sticker: white serif Giant Meteor on a blue field with a meteor dotting the i, a red line, Just End It Already and a 2028 badge

Classic Giant Meteor Bumper Sticker

$9.99
Black Giant Meteor for President T-shirt: a distressed red badge with a black cratered meteor streaking past white stars, in worn cream lettering

Giant Meteor for President Grunge Tee

$24.99 and up
Giant Meteor for President Zed sticker: a cratered teal meteor streaks across a neon purple sky above arcade-style lettering and a Just End It Already banner

Giant Meteor for President Zed sticker

$4.99 and up
Black Giant Meteor for President T-shirt: a neon blue cratered meteor with a fiery tail streaks past a small planet, banner reads Just End It Already

Giant Meteor for President Zed Tee

$24.99 and up
Black Just End It Already Giant Meteor Tee, front: round red, white and blue badge with a flaming meteor over a city skyline, slogan and Giant Meteor 2028 around the rim

Just End It Already Giant Meteor Tee

$24.99 and up
Round Just End It Already Giant Meteor sticker: a flaming meteor crosses an American flag toward a city skyline, slogan and GIANT METEOR 2028 around the rim

Just End It Already! Giant Meteor Sticker

$4.99 and up
Black Giant Meteor for President 2028 T-shirt: a blue meteor trailing a red and white streak of fire across a starry sky above Earth, in a round campaign badge

Giant Meteor for USA Tee

$24.99 and up