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Giant Meteor Presidential Pinup Tee
$24.99 and up
Every campaign needs a mascot. Giant Meteor went with a stars-and-stripes bombshell riding a flaming sixty-mile rock, painted like the nose of a WWII bomber, under the only boast in the 2028 race that survives a fact-check: We’ve Got the Stones to Win!
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Every politician says they have the stones to make the tough calls. Then they check the polls, phone the donors and vote however the donors decided.
Giant Meteor doesn’t poll. It is a stone.
The Presidential Pinup tee borrows from the bomber crews of World War II, who painted pinups on the nose for luck: a stars-and-stripes bombshell riding a flaming meteor, Giant Meteor for President in bold red and white, and a banner carrying the campaign’s one boast that holds up under oath: We’ve Got the Stones to Win!
It’s the patriotic campaign tee for people who like their politics loud, retro and a little dangerous, and their candidate sixty miles wide.
- Material
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight
- 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Construction
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- 30 singles
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Disclaimers
- The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27"68.6 | 16.5"41.9 | 31–34"78.7–86.4 |
| S | 28"71.1 | 18"45.7 | 34–37"86.4–94 |
| M | 29"73.7 | 20"50.8 | 38–41"96.5–104.1 |
| L | 30"76.2 | 22"55.9 | 42–45"106.7–114.3 |
| XL | 31"78.7 | 24"61 | 46–49"116.8–124.5 |
| 2XL | 32"81.3 | 26"66 | 50–53"127–134.6 |
| 3XL | 33"83.8 | 28"71.1 | 54–57"137.2–144.8 |
| 4XL | 34"86.4 | 30"76.2 | 58–61"147.3–154.9 |
| 5XL | 35"88.9 | 32"81.3 | 62–65"157.5–165.1 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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