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Giant Meteor Stop Electing Stupid T-Shirt
$24.99 and up
Every November the ballot offers two flavors of stupid. Giant Meteor offers a sixty-mile alternative: stars-and-stripes Giant Meteor for President over the White House, and the campaign’s simplest policy in one line. Stop Electing Stupid.
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Both parties swear the next election is the most important of your lifetime. Then they hand you the same two choices in different ties.
Giant Meteor has a simpler platform, printed across the front of this shirt in letters you can read from across a parking lot: Stop Electing Stupid.
The art does the rest. Giant Meteor in stars-and-stripes lettering, a flaming sixty-mile candidate coming down over the White House, and a banner carrying the one campaign promise that arrives exactly on schedule.
Wear it to Thanksgiving. Wear it to the next debate watch party, and leave early.
- Material
- 100% cotton
- Fabric weight
- 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Construction
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
- Open-end yarn
- Tubular construction
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away tag
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve length | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28"71.1 | 18"45.7 | 15.6"39.7 | 34–37"86.4–94 |
| M | 29"73.7 | 20"50.8 | 17"43.2 | 38–41"96.5–104.1 |
| L | 30"76.2 | 22"55.9 | 18.5"47 | 42–45"106.7–114.3 |
| XL | 31"78.7 | 24"61 | 20"50.8 | 46–49"116.8–124.5 |
| 2XL | 32"81.3 | 26"66 | 21.5"54.6 | 50–53"127–134.6 |
| 3XL | 33"83.8 | 28"71.1 | 22.8"57.9 | 54–57"137.2–144.8 |
| 4XL | 34"86.4 | 30"76.2 | 24.2"61.5 | 58–61"147.3–154.9 |
| 5XL | 35"88.9 | 32"81.3 | 25.3"64.3 | 62–65"157.5–165.1 |
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Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
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