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Asteroid Strike control at Giant Meteor for President HQ
Asteroid Strike Certificate with purchase

Order Asteroid Strike

$3.50

Pick a target. The candidate brings the rock: sixty miles across, the size scientists say it takes to end the human race. Every strike comes with a printable PDF certificate and a pin on the Global Asteroid Targets map, so history knows you got there first.

Impact Site 1

1Pick a city

2Where it hits

Where should the asteroid hit?

3Name on the board

Leave blank to stay Anonymous. A name makes your strike Public: up to 36 characters, no links or email addresses, screened before it appears.

4Purchase

Preview the certificate, then add to cart below.

Proof of the certificate for this impact site
Proof. Your certificate is a PDF, drawn from these details.

Asteroid Diameter

60 mi / 96 km

Targets

Cities, Govt. Buildings

Delivery

Printable PDF Certificate

Visibility

Your Choice

What You Get

Paperwork for the End of the World.

A printable strike certificate

Numbered, signed by the candidate, emailed as a PDF. Suitable for framing, or for leaving on a senator’s windshield.

A pin on the global map

Every strike counts toward its target on Global Asteroid Targets. Go public and your name joins the incoming feed.

The satisfaction of being early

Valid until impact.

Sample Giant Meteor for President Asteroid Strike Certificate

Questions

Before you pull the trigger.

Not because of this purchase. You’re buying a numbered certificate and a pin on a map. The meteor keeps its own schedule and takes no requests, which is more than you can say for Congress.

No. Cities and seats of government, institutions and corporations only, from our list. If there is a location missing from our list, let us know at target@giantmeteorforpresident.com.

Yes. Every strike counts. That’s how Washington got to the top of the board.
Public puts your chosen name next to your strike in the incoming feed on Global Asteroid Targets. Private still counts your strike, without a name, as Anonymous.

Certificates are digitally created for you and delivered near instantly. See Refunds & Returns.

Novelty product. Each purchase buys one printable PDF certificate emailed to you and one entry on the Global Asteroid Targets map. Your strike request will be referred to the universe, which does not recognize human authority, accept instructions or issue refunds. All impacts are final. See every strike so far.