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Giant Meteor 2028 Shop
Giant Meteor Impact
Some voters want a hat. Some want a sign. Some want the paperwork.
The Impact desk handles the candidate’s arrival with all the formality the occasion deserves. Name the impact site, sign the order and receive a novelty strike certificate, suitable for framing, gifting or leaving on the break room fridge. It’s the most bureaucratic thing a meteor will ever do.
Made to order
Size chart on every product
Misprints replaced
