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Meteor Ain’t No Party Tee
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The donkey and the elephant finally agree on something: run. Giant Meteor for President over the Capitol, both party mascots in full retreat, and the only platform nobody has bought: Ain’t No Party, like No Party.
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Every four years the donkey and the elephant spend a fortune telling you how different they are. Then the meteor shows up, and they run in exactly the same direction.
The Ain’t No Party, like No Party tee puts the whole two-party system on one shirt: a sixty-mile candidate coming in hot over the Capitol, both party mascots fleeing in their good suits, and a banner carrying Giant Meteor’s entire position on the matter.
It’s the Giant Meteor for President shirt for independents, the politically homeless and anyone who has noticed the wings flap in opposite directions and fly the same route. Wear it to the family reunion. Wear it to your congressman’s next town hall, if you can find one.
- Material
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight
- 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Construction
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- 30 singles
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Disclaimers
- The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
| Size | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27"68.6 | 16.5"41.9 | 31–34"78.7–86.4 |
| S | 28"71.1 | 18"45.7 | 34–37"86.4–94 |
| M | 29"73.7 | 20"50.8 | 38–41"96.5–104.1 |
| L | 30"76.2 | 22"55.9 | 42–45"106.7–114.3 |
| XL | 31"78.7 | 24"61 | 46–49"116.8–124.5 |
| 2XL | 32"81.3 | 26"66 | 50–53"127–134.6 |
| 3XL | 33"83.8 | 28"71.1 | 54–57"137.2–144.8 |
| 4XL | 34"86.4 | 30"76.2 | 58–61"147.3–154.9 |
| 5XL | 35"88.9 | 32"81.3 | 62–65"157.5–165.1 |
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Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
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